Naruto Funnies Club!

Ok, this club you can make funnies of Naruto and you can't really mean it! I'll try first:

Naruto:finally the missions over i'm going to get ramen!
Sakura:that sounds good wanna go with me Sasuke?
sasuke:no
naruto started to walk away
Sakura:Why dont you like me?!?
Sasuke:because I like someone else
Sakura:who?
Sasuke:the person who gave me my first kiss,you were their remeber when we became
ninja.
Sakura:N-naruto?
Sasuke:bingo
Naruto was still walking when hinata came out a corner
Naruto:hey Hinata wanna go get some ramen with me?
Hinata:sure
he kissed her on the cheek she blushed, and they started to hold hands and walking
Sasuke:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reporter:So this is a question we need to know, who are Naruto's parents?
maker of Naruto:the 4th Hokage, we had someone to play his mom, but she died trying to steal a bag of Choji's chips.
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reporter:Naruto, whats up?
Naruto:whats it 2 ya?
reporter:I have a free bowl of ramen coupon.
Naruto:What you want me to spill some dirt on other people, ok, Sakura dies her hair every morning.
reporter:What color is it really?
Naruto:Grey as a mule. and shikamaru, he's a big couch potato, him and choji. and ino really hates sasuke, she really likes kabuto.
reporter:ya don't say.
Naruto:and kakashi, I've seen him letting his dogs lick his tongue.
Everyone:Naruto, come here so we can talk

naruto goes over and gets his butt whooped.

naruto:it was worth it for free ramen.
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reporter:Okay, naruto gave us all we needed for an article, let's go.
Hinata:aren't you going to interview me?
reporter:if it keeps me from going home to my wife. sure.

2 hours later...

reporter:well taking that you can talk for 2 hours straight, your not like your character at all.

HHAHAHAHHHHAHA!

I got one:
Naruto:Hey Hinata
Hinata:he's actually talking to me!Yea?
Naruto:wanna get some ramen?
Hinata:sure
they go get some
after their done
Hinata:that was good,Naruto? where are you?
waiter:here's your bill ma'am
Hinata look's at it
Hinata:$85.68!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha

Naruto and Sasuke smackdown:

Naruto:Your mama is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it didn't come back.
Sasuke:Your mama's so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds
Naruto:Your mama's so fat she used a strip of bacon for a band-aid.
Sasuke:Your mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Naruto:Your mama is so fat she has to buy 2 airline tickets
Sasuke:Your mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Naruto:Your mama's so fat she sat on a quater and boogers shot out of George Washington's nose.
Sasuke:Your mama's so ugly she went to enter a ugly contest and they said "sorry, no proffesionals"
Naruto:Your mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out, what now, what now, owned.

HAHAHAhAHAHAHAH

I got one:
Sasuke:brother I have waited a long time for this!
Itachi:bring it!
they put qaurters in the Dance Dance Reviolution and start dancing
Naruto:WTF is THIS!?!

Ha ha

Third Hokage:Naruto is to much of goofball i'll never allow him to be Hokage!
5 minutes later
Third Hokage:I need A vacation Naruto will be hokage for the next two weeks.
Naruto:WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two weeks later the hokage comes back and their a ramen
ninja headbands And the village name was Ramentopia

Hinata looks at her calander.

Hinata:Today I'm gonna tell him.

Hinata walks up to squad 7.

Sasuke:Hey.
Sakura:Hey
Naruto:Hi, Hinata.
Kakashi:Uh, well Naruto, over the years, I might have given you some hints that I like you.
Naruto:Really?*serious*
Sasuke:
Sakura:
Hinata:Yes, well, I'm sorry but I don't like you anymore, I like Sasuke.

Hinata then kisses Sasuke.

Sakura, Ino and the Sasuke fan club:Hey get in line, you jerk!

HAHAHHAHAHAH

I got one:
Sasuke:Naruto
Naruto:yea?
Sasuke:remeber that time when we kissed?
Naruto:UUHHHHH yea why?
Sasuke:Did you like?
Naruto:**** NO!
Sasuke:

Naruto:Hey sasuke, I improved your fire justu

Ha Ha

Kakashi:Don't be afraid of change.
Sasuke:You're right, I'm gonna get a gender-change operation then ask Naruto out.
Naruto:I always wondered what would happen when someone listened to you.

common last words

I'm gonna go kill that creep Orochimaru

Sasuke is so lame

Itachi your so cool will you go out with me?

HA HA

Reporter:So Sakura do really like Sasuke
Sakura:No
Reporter:So you don't really like anyone on the show
Sakura blushing:I woudn't say that Well I have a Huge crush on Naruto,And He asked me out yesterday And I said YES!! YAY!!!!

Haha

Reporter:so Sasuke,do the girls really like you
Sasuke:NO!they like naruto see
he points to Naruto who was sorrounded by girls

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Reporter:so Hinata do you really like Naruto?
Hinata:yea we are goin out
Reporter:A lot of girls like him though,aren't you afraid he might cheat on you?
Hinata:No, he's really sweet watch,NARUTO!
Naruto:Yes are you ok are you hurt
Hinata:No just wanted kiss you
She kisses him

haha

(still on that...)

Hinata goes into Naruto's house and sees him kissing Sakura.

Reporter:This is gold.
Naruto:Hinata, uh were just praticing for a scene in the show.

HA HA
re:(still on that)

director:CUT!!hey no reporters!
Hinata:NARUTO!!!!!!
Naruto:uh..uh..uh..uh...uh...SHE CAME ON ME
Naruto ran away,while Hinata beat the crap out of Sakura
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reporter:So, Hinata wat do you think now?
Hinata:why did you follow me to Naruto's house?
Reporter:uh...uh...uh...uh...uh... Gotta go!
Hinata:GET BACK HERE!!!!!!
Hinata catches him
Reporter:OW...STOP PLEASE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha

Naruto:I stayed up playing WoW all night
Sasuke:what's your srceen name?
Naruto:I was playing as Ramen
Sasuke:I PvP you 6 times
Naruto:you're G@yguy5?
Sasuke:It's my brother's account(lying)
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Naruto:(without excitment)I'm Hokage, whoopdee friggin' doo

ha ha ha

Naruto:It took me five hour but I finily made a scale model of the village arena out of senbon.
Sakura:And the point is.
Naruto:I have a lot of free time.
Sasuke:Hey one's sticking out.
Naruto:Don't pull it out it's a...

He pulls it out. The entire model fell apart.

Naruto:...Load-bearing needle.
(most of the needles landed on Sasuke)

hahahaha

LMAO! Those are HILARIOUS!

Check out that pic! Sasuke doing that cracks me up!

lol

xD Check out this video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe8UDSdkDIU&mode=related&search=